A wonderful alliteration

Inspired by the alliterative introduction of V in V for Vendetta, my effervescent friend, lingthemerciless conjured this up while waiting for her colleagues to respond to her documents!

A : Adoi! Ambassadress A is aggressively arrowed. Antagonistic to attention (and abnormal, atypical, artificial and annoying ah-lian airheads), her ammunition : "Allegiance to Anonymity". Alamak! Achtung! Ahem...A's astronomical achievements : Amplifier of Apple and Adobe applications, Attacker of aromatic antipasto and spaghetti arrabiata, Arch-enemy to Agricultural and Aquatic Annihilators, be they in Asia, Arctic, Antartic or other arid arena. Additionally, amnestying the amoebic and adventurous but adolescently ape-like antics of her aristocatic animalia! Alas, an ad nauseum adaptation to anarchy. Admittedly, A is an absolute angel!

Merci beaucoup, Ling!